Grand Mission Docks 2-Pack

Attention, Eco-Agents! Mission Junes HQ is proud to present our latest breakthrough in sustainable technology: the Grand Mission Docks. This top-secret support base is designed for those larger, square-shaped eco-warrior bars that need extra room to rest between world-saving missions.

Tactical Specifications:

• Dimensions: A generous 3.5" x 3.5" for maximum bar coverage
• Materials: Choose your wood of mass reduction:
  1. Poplar - The swift, sustainable solution
  2. Red Alder - The resilient, eco-friendly ally

Key Features:

• Elevated Design: Keeps your bars high and dry, always ready for action
• Minimal Contact Surface: Ensures your bar doesn't stick around when duty calls
• Wide-Angle Drainage Channels: Speedily evacuates water, extending your bar's service life
• Eco-Friendly Construction: Made from sustainable North American hardwoods

Wood Intelligence Briefing:

1. Poplar Wood (Codename: Green Swift)
   • Fast-growing and abundant in North America
   • Colors range from creamy white to light minty green
   • Exceptional performance in high-moisture environments
   • Lightweight yet durable for easy transport between missions
2. Red Alder (Codename: Russet Resilient)
   • Sustainable hardwood native to the Pacific Northwest
   • Beautiful light reddish-brown color with a smooth grain
   • Excellent moisture resistance for prolonged bar life
   • Sturdy and reliable, perfect for long-term eco-missions

Mission Benefits:

• Extends the life of your eco-friendly bars
• Prolongs the operational lifespan of the dock itself
• Reduces waste and supports sustainable forestry practices
• Provides a stylish home base for your larger bars between world-saving duties

Eco-Agent Field Notes:

"The Grand Mission Dock isn't just a soap dish; it's a statement. Every time you reach for your bar, you're reminded of the important mission we're on. Plus, it looks so good, it might just blow your cover as an undercover eco-warrior!" - Agent Squeaky Clean

Remember, Eco-Agents: A dry bar is a happy bar, and a happy bar saves more planets! Choose your Grand Mission Dock today and elevate your eco-game to new heights!

This dock will self-destruct in... just kidding! It's built from sustainable materials as our commitment to a plastic-free world!  For a longer lasting Bar Dock, swap out a wet one for a dry Bar Dock.  Let the wet one dry, and Swap again!